Office of Ted Cruz
Washington, DC
Dear Senator Cruz February 2, 2021
I am in wonder at your energy for constant obstructionism; no matter the area as long as it has a Democratic tag on it. Nothing new.
But, watching Secretary Buttigieg’s live Senate confirmation vote I noted your Nay, which makes you a much more personal interest to me in the future.
Watching your consistent irritating demeanor as you vote- not your conscience, nor even constituency, but your bull-headed, cow-towing , sycophancy to a man who has called you a “basket case” and “liar” on national television. Yup, we remember. He wasn’t counting on you to Make American Great Again. Neither am I
Oh, we do remember your frequent tirades about the legitimacy of our last national election. Or a casebook of lots of other issues; but why be picky and petty when now better energy can be spent.
I think now is opportunity for new energy in taking closer look at your official duties. To ponder any legislation you sponsor. To take note of your votes and any absenteeism . Commentary of your commentary.
You know, I know more than a few gay folks, a number Texas resident voters, some social media influencer friends ,and even a few others having issues with you. I think we should start a coalition . We need for people to know just what a slimy slug representative they have. On second thought I take that back . I change my opinion; just as you are so wont to do with your positions. So you can forgive me, right? Who am I to call you a name.? I apologize for saying that.
How’s about instead a “nasty , most nasty, lying man” representing Texas in the Senate. That, Ted is from your dear friend; former President Trump. It’s on record, Ted.
So dear Senator Cruz . (I tried “honorable,” but I choked on it) I think more can be said this next election time. A lot more. I think we will easily open a few windows to let your people see what they have doing the job he was voted in to do for them . I think we can make a case for helping MAGA know they need to dump Ted Cruz. We had a guy much like you in Chicago once. Edward Robert Vrdolyak. He got nicknamed “Fast Eddie.” Check out his career. He lied about everything, too.
I think you need a defining nickname as well. Let’s float “Jabba Cruz.” Jabba was an exogorth in Star Wars movies. An Exogorth is the name for a slug. Karma, Ted ,it’s all about Karma. So watch out Senator, as we’ll be watching too.
Love
All shades of voters, and me-
Jerome “One of those” Wendt
